System Status: 74.9% Attendance... đź”´
v1.0.0-beta is live
Welcome to the unofficial
side quest of CU.
Attendance suffering? Startup cooking? Just here for the memes? You're in the right place. Escape the official portals.
COMING SOON
This is an early preview. All features below—including the Bunk Planner, Confessional, and Meme Feed—are currently being built and will be available soon. Join the Discord to stay updated or help build it.
Bunk Planner & CGPA Copium
Mathematically optimize your 74.9% attendance. Don't risk the debar.
Current DeficitCRITICAL
0%74.9%100%
The Confessional
Spill it safely. The warden isn't watching.
"I used ChatGPT for my entire final project and just changed the variables..."
"The hostel mess food is evolving, I saw it moving."
Late-Night Builders
Startups, AI models, and midnight coding sessions.
import sleep from 'myth';
while (alive) {
  code();
  drinkCoffee();
}
while (alive) {
  code();
  drinkCoffee();
}
Hostel Lore & Meme Feed
Hostel culture, unfiltered. Real-time updates on what's going down at NC/LC.